DATE: Jan 21 2008, 9:32 pm / MOOD: Happy

During a rainy day on So Cal, my new tokico d specs were installed. I got TONS of help from my brother (okay, he practically did the whole thing...)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Now, I'm almost ready for track day February 9th

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DATE: Dec 22 2007, 2:17 am / MOOD: Happy

On my way to work every morning, I like to listen to talk shows. I used to listen to Jamie, Jack and Stench even though they were so offensive. When Clear Channel axed their show last year and replaced them with Valentine and Lisa Fox, I became a loyal fan. Sometime during the summer (I didn't have to wake up before 9am), Valentine and Lisa Fox disappeared. Star 98.7 was now all music. I stumbled across Kevin and Bean. Are they FUNNY!

The latest topic I listened to was regarding the funniest joke in the world. Apparently, some British scientists had surveyed millions of people over the internet. These millions of people rated thousands of submitted jokes. One, was chosen the funniest joke in the world.

Kevin and Bean had some callers share some of their funniest jokes. Most of them were dirty jokes. There was one I didn't get.  My co-workers said I was too innocent. My favorite joke that was called in was:

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?....

Do you smell carrots?!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

ok.. this is the funniest joke in the world (as determined by the British scientists). THis joke has universal appeal, across many different cultures.

(THis is not the joke verbatim... I can't remember that much)

Two hunters were out hunting in the forest. A freak accident happened and one of them got seriously wounded by a gunshot. The unhurt friend frantically called 911 and told the operator over and over again that his friend was dead from an accident. He asked the operator what he should do.

She told him "Ok, calm down sir. First, go and make sure you friend is really dead."

He replies "Hang on."

In the back ground, there's a gunshot.

He comes back on the line and says "Ok, now what do I do?"

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DATE: Dec 15 2007, 6:32 pm / MOOD: Other

Have you ever stopped to think about how WONDERFUL cows are.

Think about the versatility...

without cows, we would have no steak, meatloaf, hambugers or whatever cow meat dish you like.

Without cows, there would be no milk to go with cookies. No butter to bake those cookies with. THere would be no milk to make the milk chocolate chips. There would be no ice cream, and therefore no ice cream cake.

We would not have cheese to go without non existent burgers. THere would be no cheese for fondues, pizzas, tacos or burritos.

We wold have no whipped cream to go on top of pies or on top of our non existent ice cream sundaes.

But yay for the people with lactose intolerance, because you will no longer be tempted with the delicious dairy products cows offer us.

OH, how I the cow.

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DATE: Dec 11 2007, 11:08 pm / MOOD: Other

So, I 've been noticing that my blog is still listed as a recent blog. Old news... we need more blabberings from my mind. I promise this will be car related:

Two weeks until I finally finish my master's. I've been at this damn program for 20 months and I AM SO DONE. I don't care about reading the books, watching the dvds, posting the discussions or writing the dang essays. I HATE WRITING ESSAYS!!!!! Writing about reading, writing about thinking, writing about writing! For a person that HATES writing essays, I have written approximately 100 essays in the last 20 months. Needless to say, my ability to bullsh*t has increased dramatically.

I've been paying for this program out of my own pocket and have been POOOOOOR for so long!! NO MORE!

Now that I don't have to pay for the program anymore, I can go to the track more often!! OH, and I can buy my Mustang new toys :D

see? car related...

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DATE: Dec 07 2007, 10:12 pm / MOOD: Full of life

I had the misfortune to date a guy that was way into imports. I didn't know it was a huge problem for him until he told me about one a half years after we started dating that he's still "trying to get used to the fact that I drive a domestic." HE REALLY HATES DOMESTICS. It's a freeking CAR. What does it matter?

He thought he was hot sh*t with his 350z and felt my car couldn't compare. I wanted to get into autox and running my car on the tracks. He kept telling me I couldn't do it. My car wasn't good enough. He didn't want to give me any advice or show me anything.  I asked.. what do I need to do? He said "Get a better car." He even made this stupid rule that we couldn't BOTH go to the tracks at the same time. He couldn't handle me going to the the track with my Mustang.

Needless to say... we broke up. Two of the first things I did was to take my car to the track and go autox.

My new mission?
Kick his with my Mustang when I see his z on the street.

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