Dec 22 2007, 2:17 am / Happy
On my way to work every morning, I like to listen to talk shows. I used to listen to Jamie, Jack and Stench even though they were so offensive. When Clear Channel axed their show last year and replaced them with Valentine and Lisa Fox, I became a loyal fan. Sometime during the summer (I didn't have to wake up before 9am), Valentine and Lisa Fox disappeared. Star 98.7 was now all music. I stumbled across Kevin and Bean. Are they FUNNY! The latest topic I listened to was regarding the funniest joke in the world. Apparently, some British scientists had surveyed millions of people over the internet. These millions of people rated thousands of submitted jokes. One, was chosen the funniest joke in the world. Kevin and Bean had some callers share some of their funniest jokes. Most of them were dirty jokes. There was one I didn't get. My co-workers said I was too innocent. My favorite joke that was called in was: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?.... Do you smell carrots?! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ok.. this is the funniest joke in the world (as determined by the British scientists). THis joke has universal appeal, across many different cultures. (THis is not the joke verbatim... I can't remember that much) Two hunters were out hunting in the forest. A freak accident happened and one of them got seriously wounded by a gunshot. The unhurt friend frantically called 911 and told the operator over and over again that his friend was dead from an accident. He asked the operator what he should do. She told him "Ok, calm down sir. First, go and make sure you friend is really dead." He replies "Hang on." In the back ground, there's a gunshot. He comes back on the line and says "Ok, now what do I do?"
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